Why the f** is he poor? JJ the who*e. Why the f** does he not have a home? He needs a comb That f**er is to poor to own a clock So he s**s the co*k He does for free Just to drink up the pee He walks too slow When he's on the go To another town He got hit with a coin Then bit Dom's groin JJ the who*e He met with Elliot to smoke some pot But he can't afford to get caught So he went to beg But tripped on his leg JJ the who*e He went to Payless But had no success This dreadful song made him cower Ever minute, ever hour JJ Mellow needs a shower.