Lakim - Intercontinental Champion lyrics

Intercontinental Champion In the stuido watching One Punch Man (ONE PUNCH MAN) Being the intercontinental champion that I wanted to be [Verse 1] I think I'm Slash with the axe, Axl with the vocals Don't sit at this table it's reserved for the locals Waiter don't bring me the jelly then I toast him I'm getting cultured, your man a bird—vulture Only stage dive if the crowd signing a waiver I'm your favorite neighbor's least favorite ex-neighbor Cowboy hat n***as lookin' like black slavers Who got Wesley Snipes' contact? I need a tax favor We could jam, put it on my Instagram Then that one snitch friend got us pinched again Now Wesley gotta do the Blade moves COs named Jesus I just watched The Expendables so imma run a fade too Janet Jones smokin' on K2 Lost to Payton Manning, ain't that n***a like '82? Critical condition like I'm tryna catch Mewtwo Yall keep sayin Baby Huey Watch a n***a had to mute you [Hook] Get your money up and bounce Turnin' intercontinental but I'm staying in the house Like a billionaire inventor Always runnin' sh** I ain't got no f**ing gym membership Smiling more than ever getting panties off of penmanship [Verse 2] I got the voice like I'm in Konvict Muzik I'm kinda clueless how you guys go through this I'm just losin less my b**hes cuter I gotta get papi that funky five dollars sooner Or he gon' shoot us My enemies I'm close to My close friends gettin' roasted I'm about to make a million and I don't even know sh** I rock the same thermals all winter like I'm homeless Best long john stretched out with the hoes in it Tell me why [?] And tell me why Michael Christmas look like Ryan Gosling And tell me why I'm on the stage sweating like I'm boxing Because I be drunk as hell—Stone Cold Steve Austin Mispelling all the words to this song—Autocorrected My fans love the afro—goin' hard to protect it My freshman year of higschool almost died from rejection She lead me on again. I think she f**ed my man [Hook]