Lady Sovereign - The Broom lyrics

[Talk:] Ok, den, dis is somfin dat happened to me, yeah... and heres a little bit of advice: be careful wat you drink and who your drinking with. Trust me. ye just hear dis one yeah...hahaha...you fool! [Chorus: x2] If you beat your bredrin wiv a broom and she don't get up Call de ambulance and tell dem that she jus got wack up It's like nee naw bang-o-bang nee naw bang-o-bang nee naw bang-o-bang thats what i sang, "You're driving me crazy!" That's what she said like she was Britney, Are you taking sumfing you really shouldn't you're name ain't Whitney You stupid little b**h don't you eva start a riot, If you wanna be startin sumfin, why not start a diet? Now never ever ever ever bloody drink Stella, Cuz it will send you spinnin like a helicopter propeller, You're nutty like nutella you peanut bu*ter nutty b**h Huh, Don't make me switch... [Chorus x2] She gave me a fat lip, what you drinkin cat's piss? You failed actress, I'll stack your blood on blood on your matress, Ha, you had to clean it up... aww, you stupid f**, Did you just call me a shmuck? Don't push your luck! She broke my gla**es, I'll tell you wot they weren't cheap, Maybe she was jealous of da property dat I keep, You P.I.G shoulda grown up on da prairie, b**h, neva eva eva get leery again.. b**h, b**h [Chorus x2] See alla dis to me was like one big deja vu I remember a coupla months ago when we had the same views. Some people hide their knives, but you should hide your brooms Cuz when I get vexed well I kinda stay in dis creepy mood (Sing-song) ding-dong your turnin up on ma doorsteps shoutin like it's a sing-song you dont wanna play around when i got my rings on why don't you just bounce like you are a ping-pong and stop actin like a clinger-on [Chorus x2] [Talk:] Ok, so dis is wot happened, She invited me to her house, And when I got dere she was like "rrrrr you drive me crazy" My friends wer dere, her friends were dere, and she was just actin like a goth "rrrrr, Sovereign, you drive me crazy" Shut up, and neva eva try and pop my lip again, Cuz I will pick up da broom and I won't be cleanin your house... haha "errrr she drivin me crazy (gag, spit) Idiot."