Kyle the Fantasy - THIS 1 CALLED FEELINGS lyrics

[Kyle the Fantasy] It's Kyle What up, WOOF This beat isn't my favorite (Nope) But nothing is I'm a undercover thug Doing undiscovered d** This one called feelings I wonder what it does Glug, Glug Though I bought a couple hundred jugs Tripping balls On my cucumber-colored rug I run a tub of suds Jump in, rub-a-dub I need to be cleansed 'Cause y'all a bunch of f**ing scrubs Drunk in a Russian sub Brunch in a London pub Bumping "Chubawumba" Covering "Jungle Love" I get brought up in comical situations I got Nautica goggles for with the snakeskin My whole life is exotic vacations Bacon frittatas and autoerotic asphyxiation Damon Wayans David Blaine Nathan Lane Jayden James Kramer, Elaine Frasier Crane Things change Ving Rhames's maiden name James Spader Matt Damon Reindeer games [WOOF] This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings [Kyle the Fantasy] Yeah You know I'm front row with the bris I go shopping and throw a fit 'Cause I don't know what to get I'm so totally over it, yo Spilling yogurt and chips All over my toga that don't even fit (sh**) Look I don't care much (No) I don't share stuff (No) I'm a museum of feelings You shouldn't dare touch (Don't) I'm drinking bear's blood Watching me some "Air Bud" Cover my eyes For the parts that I'm scared of (Nice) Oh, pardon me, fascist I didn't know it was a crime To love archery practice Mashed potatoes and gravy Castlevania with Game Genie Come and spend the loneliness Saturday In the rain with me Don't ever call me I got nothing to say to you I'm playing Clue by myself 'Cause I'm afraid to lose Salty tears add flavor To my tomato soup I know you hate my life (Guess what?) I hate it, too It's Kyle [WOOF] This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings This one called feelings