Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd lyrics

He's gonna take you back to the past To play the sh**ty games that s** a** He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten a**hole Of a road k**ed skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd When you turn on your TV Make sure it's tuned to channel three He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch Although I've never seen him write anything down He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd He plays the worst games of all time Horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad he can spit Or say cowabunga, Cowa-f**in'-piece'a dog sh** They rip you off and don't care one bit But this nerd, he doesn't forget it Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this sh**load of f** The characters names are wrong. Why's the pa**word so long? Why don't the weapons do anything? He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard These games s** so bad, he makes up his own words He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd He's the Angry... Atari Amiga CDi Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo Geo Turbo Grafix 16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd He's The Angry Video Game Nerd