Kwonder - Eff Off lyrics

[Intro: Kwonder's voice slowed down] Ha ha, Cold Fire, ha, b**h [Verse One] I put some wack rhymes in the garbage disposal While I do a Michael Jackson like Rachel Dolezal I make like a train and put myself on the train tracks While I make like a rapper, and put myself on a lame track Popping f**ing molly, while I'm popping f**ing bubble wrap This is f**ing acid rap, this is my Chance to f**ing rap While I'm taking a crap It's so damn funny, like you know me and you talk to me About the chirp and the 'bzzzzzz' Wait, that doesn't f**ing rhyme, man [Hook] Eff off, please Eff off, please Eff off, please Please, just eff off Why? Because [I Feel Good by James Brown] Oh, I feel good, I knew that I would [Verse Two] Dollars, dollars, dollars Why is this verse about dollars Because money's important and we need a lot of 'em The lottery's f**ing 900 mil' But some people would rather steal Would you like a mint for that k**er breath? Yes, I'm talking to you, goofy a** Slim Jesus, are you saying Jesus is fat? I mean, Jesus is phat, but you a wack a** You want a piece of this pizza for me, or a burn that's third-degree, [slowed down and reversed] because I only came to start a campfire, not a big fire I guess I freeze up everything I touch I know what I have, it's called the Midas Touch [normal pitch] But I might as well accept the fact I'm not as cool as you Or rude as you, or cute as you, or handsome as you But if you think you're cooler than me, then I'm hotter than you