Kwogfaf - Crimelife lyrics

[Interviewer] Quiet please, in exactly 15 seconds we'll be on the air! [Man] Get this and get it straight, crime is a s**er's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave [hook x4] Hip-hop do-do wow-wa [Verse 1] I relax in the solitude and safeness of my own residence I smoke more marijuana than our last 3 presidents Yeah, that's right, another 420 blaze it song About how we just chilling and doing nothing wrong So yeah go on about how weed is more dangerous Than driving along a southeast highway And for every aggressively religious sign taking a shot [hook x4] [Interlude] [Interviewer] Here is part of an interview with the subject just be for LSD is to be administered [Kwogfaf] What's up. It's kwogfaf You told me to just talk for a few minutes or something So I'll just talk about rappers, cuz I really like rap and stuff So, let's just talk about rappers I think are better than I am First off, Lil B. Lil B is better than I am at everything and also better than everyone else Kendrick Lamar is better than I am Kanye West is better than me Um, let's see, Lil Ugly Mane is a better person than I am Nicki Minaj, as much as I don't want to admit it is better than I am Who else? MF Doom of course, MF Doom is better than me If you think I am forgetting anyone which I probably am There's probably a lot I've forgotten Then hit me up on Twitter, send me a message on Twitter And I'll tell you if I think they're better than I am They probably will be, so [Interviewer] This is a gla** of water. Colorless, tasteless It contains 100 gamma of LSD-25. One tenth of a milligram The equivalent of one six-hundredth of a grain An ounce of this material will make a hundred and fifty thousand of such doses Let us observe the effects some 3 hours later [Kwogfaf] Holy sh**, man I am only a subjective projection of my sub-consciousness Which is constantly shielding me from the fact that All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow hum-like vibration And all wants and needs are just permeations of a self-shadow Lurking behind all dreams and aspirations created by a you That isn't yourself but a you that's not the you imagined by you And Earth works just like Pandora from Avatar Or the island in Life of Pi the way it's all one thing Trout Mask Replica all makes sense and Spirit they're gone spirit they've vanished is the best animal collective album [Verse 2] Jobs, Hicks, Crick and Huxley all agree The greatest invention by mankind is LSD Yeah, that's right, another Beatles song About how we just tripping and can get along So yeah go on about how someone died Cuz they thought they could fly But I've never known of a bird that couldn't lift off the ground [hook x4] [Outro] Thomas Jefferson smoked marijuana! Benjamin Franklin smoked marijuana! Beethoven and Bach smoked marijuana! George Bush smoked marijuana! Barack Obama smoked marijuana