KutMasta Kurt - Back Stage Pa**es lyrics

[girl] Don't I know you? [guy] Do you? [girl] Well ahh.. I'm Laurie Kessler, haven't we met before? [guy] Have we? [girl] Maybe not [Kool Keith] Back stage! .. See girl after the show I'm not to be idolized Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan No I don't wanna answer your questions Are you some kind of journalist, follow me around? Come on in the bathroom Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home Call your girlfriends Now you wanna see the way I P-I-S-S Beggin me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back You're very young, and giggly with pre-washed Levi's on You don't know how to act - let's party, how about it? I don't wanna party drink Bacardi what you think I look like; The purple dragon Barney? [Chorus] Back stage! You're excited.. back stage pa**es! You're excited, girls lookin all around Back stage! You're excited.. back stage pa**es! You're excited, stop lookin all around Back stage! You're excited.. [Kool Keith] I'm totally attracted to you, but you turn me off as a fan Approachin me back stage with a guy that's not your friend Lyin to get a laminate - is that your man? Some weird guy starin at me like Peter Pan There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap I'm goin straight home You don't know, I'ma leave you alone Why should I waste my time, get no sleep? I just got off stage, you're still complainin You shoulda stayed on stage longer at the New Orleans Superdome What you want from me? You took my picture; You got my autograph - I'm not tryin to crack any more Coronas I hate the smell of beadies And you have a bunch of dinky friends, and a adolescent staff You are immature [Chorus] Back stage! You're excited.. back stage pa**es! You're excited, girls lookin all around Back stage! You're excited.. [Kool Keith] Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf Do that stupid stuff with Weird Al Yankovich Go try to figure out somebody else First of all, you're living through my CD Second you don't know me Base your life on fan magazines I go shoppin everyday When I'm in a small boring city you don't see me If I told you I had eighteen hands You're so tuned and tweaked out, your a** would believe me [Chorus] Back stage pa**es! You're excited, girls lookin all around Back stage! You're excited.. back stage pa**es! You're excited, girls lookin all around Back stage! You're excited..