Kurt A. Wagner - The Emails lyrics
[Verse 1] What happened? Why ain't this election rigged the way I want to? WikiLeaks caught me, after I deleted 33k emails They are all released I am a liar I am a thief I'm a murderer I'm a crook I'm a deceiver I'm a cheater I'm a deleter I'm an elitist I can be bought I can't be fought or proven wrong I think they knew this all along That this evidence is too strong [Hook] Don't send me emails no more No more evidence of me causing war I don't need no worry about the FBI, they adore They changed the laws for me So that I can be free To bring the whole world to pain So the elite gets monetary gain Help me bring out Satan let him rein over the USA [Verse 2] I hate the USA I want to take control of the entire world I want more political power I want it now Oh they reopened the investigation This is going to lead into hell Why is this happening to me Lucy I will help you along But I sadly thing God is too strong And I am too weak I'm not able to speak I feel like I'm getting ill My polls are going downhill WikiLeaks found more of my Emails to spill Anthony Wieners wife oh no Just when I thought I had hope Please Lucy I don't wanna go to jail Please let me lead this country of fools Oh I hate them all I want to blow the world up Oh god I hate Russia Oh and China too This will be cool because when we start war with them we are through Americas time is long overdue Liberty cannot happen Bring us a dictatorship Where I punish those who disobey Or k** those who have something to say [Hook] Don't send me emails no more No more evidence of me causing war I need to worry about the FBI, they know more They changed the laws for me So that I can be free To bring the whole world to pain So the elite gets monetary gain Help me bring out Satan let him rein over the USA [Verse 3] I'm the most untrustworthy candidate but I'll tell them I'm the best The elite chose me to get elected by default All of this is their fault Please help me ruin the USA Vote for me and give hate Don't vote your heart Vote for change Change the system we are in [Outro] Okay I'm done with acting like this piece of sh** I'm about to puke just thinking about it How do anyone in their right state of mind vote for anyone who is corrupt like this even worse candidate than who we have leading this country now. And he's the worst we ever had so what the hell is up with this Look at her evil accomplishments I have had enough of this How did we even come to this You have to either have no heart or brain to side with this How could you even vote for this Oh my god it makes me sick Even if you don't believe in God I hope you don't believe in this This is the most corrupt person ever in politics and we want this b**h as president Stronger Together to k** our nation. We are stronger together to stop corruption to prevent elitist pigs from getting office Stop our country for horrid corruption She is on ballot to push the bu*ton So we get what no ones wanting I don't need a better description for a reason to not vote for a scumbag like Hillary Clinton