Chorus: All my friends left me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me All my family left me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me All my girlfriends put me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me And it's got me all up in tears... Somebody rescue me, somebody rescue me Verse: Man, f** the haters, they can s** a bigger dick than Johns Die from it then come back to life wit a resuscitator on 'em So they can eat another condom with no problem, you can't stop 'em It's what they're destined to do You are what you eat yet they thinkin' they fresher than you? HAHA! Even my own mama got me talkin' blah blah, ooh poo poo ca ca Go back to s**in' on your ba-ba and quit bein' a f**in' baby You got this little singer f**in' crazy with my middle finger up and they be Actin' like I don't exist and how that I'm a little f**in' b**h But the gyst about it, they just pissed about it So now I gotta be a dick about it I'm really sorry ya s** dick And I'm really sorry you 'bout to get ya bu*t kicked Man I'm outta here, f** this! Bridge: Help me, help me, help me Help me, help me, help me Help me, help me, help me Help me, help me... Chorus: All my friends left me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me All my family left me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me All my girlfriends put me here... Nobody here but me, nobody here but me Now I got the haters all up in fear... It's all because of me, all because of me Help me... Outro: Not, don't help me! Aiyo, f** the haters! Scrub club records!