Kunt And The Gang - Doctor Fox lyrics

I got myself a record deal But now I need a hit I sent my CD in to Dr. Fox But he said "Kunt, all your songs are sh**!" "The problem is you seem obsessed With stiffy's, poo chutes and lady's breasts" I said "Doctor, isn't there anything that I could do That would make you change your point of view?" Dr. Fox, if I s** your co*k Can you get me a slot on 'Top of the Pops'? If you rig the charts I'll let you frig my parts And satisfy your co*k and bollocks up my arse Dr. Fox didn't seem impressed He said "I'm afraid that I like p**y's best To doink you up the chad, I've no interest That's not the way I like to lose my mess You should go and see Jonathan King He likes to poke it up a young man's ring I'm sure he'd launch a career for you If you let him pop it where you poo" But Dr. Fox, if I s** your co*k Can't you get me a slot on 'Top of the Pops'? If you rig the charts I'll let you frig my parts And satisfy your co*k and bollocks up my arse Dr. Fox, no-one has to know I'll nosh you if you get us on the radio I'll wa*k your tool and cup your hairy balls If you can get my records played on Capital Come on, Doctor, help me get to the top And I'll come to your surgery for a cough and drop