Kunt And The Gang - Arranged Bride lyrics

Her parents came to England from a far off land From a different culture I don't understand I've got some digital photos of her s**ing my gland She's my arranged bride She's due to marry a man that she's never met When she thinks about it she gets upset But when she's with me her minge gets wet Well, she's my arranged bride Arranged bride, arranged bride She's never had it off so her slot's not wide I can just about fit a finger inside The chuff of my arranged bride Her father's forbidden us from seeing each other 'Cause I'm the wrong religion and I'm the wrong colour She noshes me off as she's betrothed to another She's my arranged bride Her family's booked her on a flight away On a plane that leaves in 7 days So that gives me a week to get my end away With my arranged bride Arranged bride, arranged bride She's never had it off so her slot's not wide I can just about fit a finger inside The chuff of my arranged bride Arranged bride, arranged bride Oh, she's never had it off so her slot's not wide I hope before she goes I stick my stiffy inside The chuff of my arranged bride She's my arranged bride