[Intro: Tech N9ne] What? KJOMD baby. What's kjomd? This right here [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes Cause its always on their mind I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure Cause they seem to love you more, baby I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know But it gets me what I need baby I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure Cause they love you more than me baby [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] You ever been in a predicament When you and your lady are fussin' And cussin' And she dont wanna deal with you but you Pull out your dick and get to stickin' Her and all of a sudden wanna chill And have a meal with you Thats crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you All she want is the pecker to fetch her My telly wacker to break her Back and no [chatter] (undefined) when she mad at you no matter What kinda ill you do My dick get all the love So many women got jaws for blood They even give draws they kissin balls but no kiss at all for mug (hahh) I no my breath dont stink Any more neglect and my chest go sink Baby I want love and a kiss thang It's pain But I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, man [Hook] [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] I can already see the call They don't wanna be with me at all They just wanna do D to balls I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll Cause my heart be hurtin' But my private part be squrtin' I don't even get a touch it in spurts Whenever I'm lookin' for love and s** be certain I even have a lot sayin' I ain't givin you none but I can s** you off. Damn! I don't think I would ever cut you off Cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost But they all wanna bone me They don't want to get to know me They wanna dome me but im hungry For lovin' I never get because of my dick, b**h I'm lonely [Hook] [Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko] Kali Baby! It gets me in to problems and it gets me out Gets me into arguments and dont even know what it's about. Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a home wrecker Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker See it's either him or me Lately we becoming enemies Only likely when I'm in between Them and they say they love me When I'm in the V I try to tell them get out And then they spit out And they scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without Abusein my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle [Outro: Krizz Kaliko] I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho' You can't see me but i've watched you Kinda women that you love them (hoes) If there's a way to stop I dont, know, Kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know) It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure) My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk, my everything wrong I'm kinda jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes Yeah...