Kristoff Krane - Happy birthday lyrics

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! [Verse 1: Kristoff Krane] Now I spent all this time setting up picnic tables prayin' for sun shine But you never showed up. Nope Nah You never bothered to come mine I heard through the grape vine You and yours showed up to Rich's party,yeah He probably had the top notch wine And a lot more to offer like cream with the coffee but I would cordially like to say... I didn't need you here anyway... But I wish you would've gave me the heads up That's the least you could've done I'm through with the waitin' around I'll enjoy my special day with the face of a clown... But for now I'll been pacing around Tryin' to act like my feelings aren't hurt Jerk Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me, me! It's my party and I'll cry if I want to [Verse 2: Kristoff Krane] Pin the tail on the donkey Compare a whale to a monkey A snail to a bumble bee, it hails when it's sunny Jail for a junky let's sail out the country Lets play spin the battle if I don't blow the out the last candle May I fail tomorrow? May I borrow your plan for success Confess, undress this sunsets hallow And if you only knew what I put in my food and what it do for you If you took the time to chew on it But no let's be honest You'd rather choke on bones and consume whats so Difficult to swallow and the minute that you follow Is the second that I'll stop in my tracks and Re-examine what path leads to true freedom Little kid looks back at them and says "I don't need 'em." Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! It's my party and I'll cry if I want to