HOT bu*tERED RUM © Krista Detor, The Silver Wood: Wintersongs Tinsel trees, turtledove — get along turtledoves Holly wreath on the door and the mistletoe above But just the thing, ring-a-ling — hear the bells jingling Is calling to me from afar, not very far, and there you are So give me one hot toddy and a little mulled wine Chase it with a wa**ail and the wa**ailing's fine A little sip of cider and the egg nog'll hum But Christmas isn't Christmas ‘til you had a cup of Hot bu*tered rum (pa rum pa pum pum) Pretty lights in the night — Christmas star in the night Candy canes, sugar plums dancing holiday delight But sweetie pie, I could fly — with Santa Claus, oh could I If you line ‘em up again, just once again and I'll say when Give me one hot toddy and a little mulled wine Chase it with a wa**ail and the wa**ailing's fine A little sip of cider and the egg nog'll hum But Christmas isn't Christmas ‘til you had a cup of Hot bu*tered rum (pa rum pa pum pum) Stockings on the mantle, Christmas angels in the snow A nose as red as Rudolph's, kissing everyone I know Here we go wa**ailing, what in the world is wa**ailing? But pour another round and I can wa**ail like a pro Yodelayee, ho ho ho ... Jolly Old St. Nicholas, lean your ear this way Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say Christmas Eve is coming soon, New Year's Eve will come Whisper that you'll bring to me ... Another hot bu*tered rum (pa rum pa pum pum) King Wenceslas, he got lost going home, he got lost On the road back to town, with his buddy Jackie Frost We heard ‘em sing, ring-a-ling, jingle bells, heard ‘em sing I saw three ships come sailing in, a-sailing three sheets to the wind So give me one hot toddy and a little mulled wine Chase it with a wa**ail and the wa**ailing's fine A little sip of cider and the egg nog'll hum But Christmas isn't Christmas ‘til you had a cup of Hot bu*tered rum (pa rum pa pum pum) I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day in the ... Hot bu*tered Rum ...