If i look like a mean old man that's what i am If i look like a mean old man that's what i am If i look like a mean old man Who'll do you any way he can To break your heart and kiss your hand That's what i am And if i look like a good old friend that's what i am If i look like a good old friend that's what i am If i look like a good old friend Who's good at bending with the wind To be your friend right to the end That's what i am Chorus: And if i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am If i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am If i look like a voodoo doll Who takes his licking standing tall Who'd rather bite you back than crawl That's what i am If i look like your uncle bob that's what i am If i look like your uncle bob that's what i am If i look like your uncle bob Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you While he still can do the job That's what i am Chorus: And if i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am If i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am If i look like a voodoo doll Who takes his licking standing tall Who'd rather bite you back than crawl That's what i am