Kottonmouth Kings - Dirt Slang lyrics

Yo man I got some sick a** sh**, I got all kinds of bongs. I got f**in, I got paramaxes, I got graffix I got all the dope sh** I got superbowls, I got f**in skunk weed, I got sk**z, listen I'll get me on the court, you know what I'm saying? I got sk**z. Look I got crossovers, I got doms, I got lobs, I got ups I got all kinds of sk**z, I got homeboys, I got weed, I get high. I'm f**in I got dope VW car with fat a** f**in whomper, motherf**er... I gots the light if you gots the time I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme I gots the ink if you gots the papers I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors. Crazy man. Suburban ebonics coming out my mouth. Take a lesson b**h boy that's Kottonmouth. But your square nerdy a**es won't understand. So yo, break em off a fat a** piece man. Dirt slang, it starts like this bro, I play dunk ball with the homies and I eats pink taco 714 bustin up yo a**. Suburban white bonics they don't teach in cla**. It's the psychedelic hip hop punk rock sh**. So let me tell you mother f**ers who your f**ing with. Well I'm Saint Dog and I spills my schpeil. When I gets lit I like to bark some sh**, Like it s**ed up, cracked out, co*k out b*atch, I only take licks and a (??) rip. I got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scrotum sac. I got a gang a year, I keep my kicks on a rack. From Airwalks to Bocks to Docs to Birkenstock Top it all off with some old skool socks. No wonder why your old lady rides my jock. I got her tied up like a boat to a dock. Yo I twist up your mind with my wicked hog slang. Uck-fay ou-yay umb-day itch-bay, Aint-say og-day ever-nay lays-pay. Now that's the type of sh** comin slurred from Saint. Emergency, emergency 911, Kottonmouth's on the mic So you b**hes better run. I gots the light if you gots the time I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme I gots the ink if you gots the papers I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors. Crazy man. Dirt slang.