Kottonmouth Kings - The Munchies lyrics
[DADDY X] I got the munchies im feelin kinda hungry Im at the grocery fillin up the humvy These cereal boxes is lookin kinda funny: captain crunch, sugar smacks, and that trix bunny Its like LOADYland, disney for a stoner Or viagra for your needy bo*er Aisle after aisle I forgot what I came for The store is closing but I gotta get me more munchies for a big night of kickin it We bought an ounce an we packin it and rippin it Richter go fire up the flame pit, grab the acoustic, strung naturalistic Hot tub yea you know its bubblin, but first I gotta stop my stomach from grumbling Tasty, all aphrodisiacs, I got the munchies, weres the snack pack [RICHTER] BBQ chips, and plenty of refreshments Gummy bears, microwavables, mini thinmints Ice cream, beef jerky, and candy bars Del taco, get a number 4 with no sauce? (extra cheese) Vanilla shakes, sugar outta? (pixie sticks) Now and laters, peach jolly ranchers, and bu*tered popcorn (I got the munchies) Chocolates, fizzie? sticks, cookies and otter pops Reeses cups, tangy taffy, cracker jack box My stomachs so hungry I need some mad munchies How many g's we'd smoked nobody ever really believe Felt like a track meet meet, inhaling smoked heavily, barely time enough to take an air of breath and breathe Now in straight cravin a BLT with extra bacon No onions I don't need my breathe to be stankin Now for deserts let's see what we got for some options Dairy Queen, Marie CalendarS, or Baskin Robins The clerk was cool at the 31 flavors He let everybody make their own sh** and yes he gave us... ...everything for free 50 free no charge So we got an 8th of weed and two girlies in his car Pa**ably stoner Plus my gut was still growlin louder than a pack of coyotes for moon howlin 3 am 7-11 thankin god cause stoners heaven 24 they never ever close the shop [DADDY X] (munchies) kisses and coco puffs Fritos, chili cheese, ? (I got the munchies) drumsticks, chocolate, cookie dough Cheetos flaming hot and mangos (I got the munchies) Smoothies, burritos with extra cheese Jalape?os, hot sauce, or jolly lemon squeeze (I got the munchies) nachos, pepperoni pizza Hot wings, french fries and slurpees (I got the munchies) [D-LOC] Im hungry as a motherf**er you know I got the munchies I keep it gangsta, start dippin Oreo cookies Soak em till they get soggy, let em fall apart till the bottom of my cup Turn it up and drink it like coffee You know I got the munchies when im at 7-11 gettin a slurpee and some nachos then bounce out to Del taco Go get a chicken casadiLLa then I bought us some vato Just ask my girl about my munchies hoLmes Where the weed I need a ripp Hurry up, pack it quick, light it up, let it fly Feel the bud get you high Take a trip, im gon' dip, into space, off the kind, in my mind, imMA find another place for my rhyme I got the mother f**in munchies So I think ILL GO eat this one girl named Allison [RICHTER] Cherry icees, whatchamacallits, twizzlers, bubbalicious, nachos and chili dogs (I got the munchies) Hostess, fruits pies and cupcakes Twinkies, zingers, crumb doughnuts with some cool-aid Rice krispie treat, Ritz cheez-its Frozen grapes, grilled sandwiches with ranch please Banana splits, string cheese, double-doubles Golden grams, cinnamon and sugar covered churros (I got the munchies) I GOT THE MUNCHIES I GOT THE MUNCHIES I GOT THE MUNCHIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (SWEET DICK WILLY) THEM MOTHER fu*kERS GOT THE MUNCHIES