Kool G Rap - Rhyme Tyme lyrics

{Marley Marl:} Ladies and gentlemen Back by popular demand We got Kool G Rap and Polo Singin it is now Rhyme Tyme {Kool G Rap:} I be funky to a junkie cause the rhyme is dope I use my microphone wire like a cowboy rope So I can la**o any rapper that think they can cope And the microphone is my horror-scope Magnificient and excellent cause I'm no scrub I could rock in a club with only one light bulb All I need is a mic and a crowd to react And I'll turn a damn jam into Radio Shack All s**ers in a place I'll erase and replace Just in case you wanna copy and trace My word is superb, intoxicates like herb Orally, musically, and mentally disturbed Soundwaves are outrageous I'm brave and courageous Fillin up pages for ages and ages Released to rock, too acquiesced to shock All biters get writer's block When it's rhyme tyme To play this game you gotta be a rap pro It's not dominos or tic tac toe It's the rhyme tyme game, it challenges the brain Strategy is the key to unlock the chain My lips do not chat when I start to rap Project my voice so loud, my tonsils flat Excellence defense on the phonograph Is DJ Polo, he's cooler than Shaft Fresher than a item that you find inside a deli Fatter than the man that they call the Fonzarelli Colder than a icey, hotter than chili Rap in every language, I can say it in Suaheli My body has a flavor, girls says I'm lickable Daffy Duck-MC's call it despicable I say it's similar to fat, incredible I got a taste, but it's not edible I'm goin down as a MC champ Kinda wet on the set, but it's just damp Some day you'll see my face on a US stamp Like Evil Knievel I jump and I ramp In my rap I'm like an other Johnny Dangerously I can do two things simultaneously I can rap real fast and speed it up, and not a word you'll miss I can slow - down - at - times - just - like - this I can rap, stop - start it again Then count to ten With a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 So there, my friend I can box, do karate, or even do judo Rap in spanish, but I'm not Menudo Ask me why I cla**ify My rhymes will terrify It's rhyme tyme Now I could rap to your sister Or rap a tongue twister Those who wanna bite it, it makes your lip blister Cause I'm the guidin light, I recite on the mic For parasites who bite it's gonna be frightnight Mighty microphone phantom, my rhymes are fiery Because of biters I write em in my diary So don't dare, my idea is ideal Polo is on the wheels of steel for real ??? this division the like micanician What I wrote is voted unanymous decision Eardrums are struck when he conducts a cut If a s**er deejays, he gives an uppercut Just like a dog Kool G Rap will train Every bitin MC that went insane At the top I will maintain I'm not a lamebrain I leave a bloodstain to show I give pain Not a skinny dipper, a fat rolly-polly My hair is very curly, it's like a ravioli I'm very good at physic, and also scientific My rappin has a meanin just like a hieroglyphic The rhyme is very hot, you gotta blow on it to bite it Sometimes I just recite it, but usually I write it Girls make me grow just like Pinocchio Before the show I go: "Geronimo!" Makin a video inside the studio Never had the chicken pocks, the measels, mumps or polio And you'll be sorry when you bite what I create You say to yourself: "i shoulda had a v-a" Like the mayor I'm a ???, love Pina Colada In Copacabana with cherry and banana Captivate your mind at the drop of a dime My name is Kool G Rap and it's rhyme tyme