Kool A.D. - Get a Job lyrics

[Intro: Kool A.D.] Mm hmm Rap… rap... Yo yo yo yo yo… Yeah Oh my god, oh sh** oh sh**… Oh god, oh my god… Oh sh**, rapping… Rapping, rapping... (You're gonna like this one, man) Oh sh**, rapping (Don't do it yet, no no no…) Okay, no no no... Chill chill chill… (Alright, yo) When does this sh**… actually… When does it start (Yeah, hold on) Alright, oh, okay, right Oh, okay, yeah (Go) Check it out [Kool A.D.] Post sh** up Ready for the close-up Yo what's up Yogi Berra Eugene R. Pera Afuera [?] We are only [?] Pa** the fifth It's your mom I'm with Sorry that was stupid and dumb Just loop it and run Juice in the rum Usually loose in the tongue Shout to R. Kelly's parents I don't know them but I feel like they might be nice people Is that weird to say? Brown college kids: Drop out, grow a beard today Then shave the beard off And then throw the beard away White chocolate candy type Profit dandy type Wrote this on a carca** of a lion by candlelight (spooky) Masculine, feminine, [sandal light?] What up people? (hey) Demand your rights (whoa) Put a gun in your hand and fight (go) The man that you... Damn the man, right? Uhh, I don't know Stand in the damn light No shirt, no shoes, no problem (whoa) My body is like a weapon Like the godson Peace to [Lexi?], Paul Wall's dead Texas Burger King Murder Dog Magazine up in the limousine [?] mega genesis Banana chips Umberto Ecco the Dolphin Dolph Lundgren Hungry Man Hello, London What's thumpin'? Alex Hamilton copping a grip on frozen dumplings You bugging, I'm shrugging eating Munchkins From Dunskins... Donuts At least it's something I'm a grown-up now Y'know? Doing my thing Check it out Yo yo yo yo Chungking Wong Kar-wai my car fly Fifth Element Taxi Cab Confession Love lesson Is all fair in love and war All beauty is repurposed weapons All weapons are repurposed beauty All cutie patooties are war machines Name of the scoring team I am fantasy sports made flesh Pissing confetti from your tape deck Break necks and break neck braces on a daily basises It pays to be amazingly vaporless Gaze into my Dazed and Confused LaserDisc Take a sh** Date yourself Make a fist Lift another finger Take a sniff Take a taste of it (whoa) Hey, I'm rich Yeah, to do the knowledge plus my college was a Cake or kicking session With wicked lessons I'm Chris Isaak under your eyelids Phosphene (shut up) Boss mean Yes The Yes Men are not [seen?], yes (So?) [?] need thinkers or stinkers to some Winkers to chums Type to give they old sneakers to bums Okay, just do whatever, man