[Hook 1] A f** boy, that's the sh** I don't like Almond Joys, that's the sh** I don't like Candy Corn, that's the sh** I don't like Being bored, that's the sh** I don't like Don't like, don't like Being white, that's the sh** I don't like Don't like, don't like Doing laundry, that's the sh** I don't like [Verse 1] Big nipples, that's the sh** I don't like I can't rap, that's just a stereotype Let me put this penis in your windpipe I'm not hungry, no I don't have an appetite When I wanna travel, I just hitchhike I didn't write this sh**, no I didn't write When I go to bars, I get a Bud Light She just looked at my dick, she's co*keyed When I'm snowed in, I might get frostbite Just like Snowden, I might extradite Do not make fun of me cause I'm white No Michael Vick, but dawg we might fight [Hook 2] Wearing condoms, that's the sh** I don't like Miley Cyrus' a**, that's the sh** I don't like Bein' out of cash, that's the sh** I don't like Eatin' a**, that's the sh** you do like Do like, do like Gettin' high, that's the sh** I don't like I ain't about that life, I ain't about that life Doin' homework, that's the sh** I don't like [Verse 2] I'm gonna jizz everywhere, like Danny McBride You're a dick AND a p**y, you're a hermaphrodite I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike She's a racist lesbian; a Klan dyke Dude, you're a b**h; transvestite I get lots of women, you get lots of guys I can't afford a car, I can't afford a bike She said I look gay, that's the sh** I don't like You ain't hard, you're actin... Dick Van Dyke c*nt, car, straight... dick, van, dyke Those were antonyms, that was genius right? I'm a dope rapper, I got dope rhymes [Hook 3] Freestylin', that's the sh** I do like Profilin', that's the sh** the cops like Pedophilin', that's the sh** the creeps like I'm smilin', cause I f**in love my life Love my life, love my life Songs about my ex, that's the sh** I won't write Won't write, won't write Staying on the same flow, that's the sh** I don't do [Verse 3] b**h! Yeah, I'm just spittin yo, call me a llama She be s**ing my banana, yes I'm talkin 'bout yo momma And I don't be actin, I ain't with that drama I ain't with that math, but she with my ruler, no Obama Yeah, I just be with ya chick For my dick she's desperate, wants me to beat it like Rihanna Yeah, I be spitting to some Sosa Got yo dame like Notre, talk to her like Oprah Yaaaah, got 2 Chainz on the f**in' record For the mothaf**in' record, yo girl want me to undress her AHHHHHHHHHHH! Points to her c*nt and says have it, yo girl be actin rachet But you know I'm gonna tap it AHHHHHHH! [Hook 3] This song, that's the sh** I don't like My dong, that's the dick yo b**h like Her thong, that's the fabrics that I like Hong Kong, that's the continent I like Do like, do like Hong Kong's a city? Sorry, I'm not that bright That bright, that bright Yo girlfriends titties, that's the tits I do like [Outro] I know that this mixtape you didn't like Some songs I didn't freestyle Some songs I didn't write Some songs were f**ing great Some songs were just iight Bet you wish it would've ended with something better than Don't Like I just really wanted to spit some Chief Keef sh** So I guess I gotta hit you b**hes with that remix...