Kitty - Thanks Kathryn Obvious lyrics

If you write down the things that make me cool it's a short list I don't want to talk about my small wrists It's been a while since my last kiss Cause I mean It's hard to find a nice techie I should be alternative Like Becky Cause she's pretty and she's s**y Probably just mad because nobody gets me And I all I ever want to do is sit in my room And watch spiderman lose to Dr. Doom I miss the days before everybody thought I was a stalker I've always been the dork a** jammed inside the locker Cause I thought I was shena You know, a punk rocker? 'Till I grew into wanting to be Flocka And everybody hates it What a shocker! I've been hot since grade school soccer When the coach tried to put me on the bench I f**in' shot her! Nah, just kidding I'm a lawyer's daughter I'm not a bada** I'm not awesome I'm a little ginger wuss, I'm bubbles I'm not blossom On the V.I.P list I'm at the bottom I've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumn Watching Jimmy Neutron Dying of boredom And all of my friends hate me, because I ignored them So talk to base ferrell And f** swag, and slug and sh** And everybody else that im in love with And everybody else that im in love with And everybody else that im in love with And everybody else that im in love with And everybody else that im in love with f** this Everyone in Florida is a sham So I went back to hollywood specifically for Cameron And right after I landed in L.A.X I ran into my ex and he looked a little vexed They said, is there a problem? Yes He said, California hates you b**h why'd you bother? I just came for the fries with the carne asada And to prove that I can go a lot harder Then Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada But whatever I'm in Louisiana With my baby James Consider your post flamed If without him You probably wouldn't even know my name So he's one of the hundreds that I'm in love with along with everybody else I'm in love with And all the other people I'm in love with Everybody else I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I've been in love with And everybody else that I didn't love with And everybody else that says they love me I mean all the shine on mine is lovely I feel like such a lucky little kid like Cudi And if you don't like me I know that I'm s**y And nobody likes my music, they just kinda wanna f** me So here you go, here's your shoutout's honey Hi Nancy Christian Michael Brad Noah Matt Dani And that a**hole who said that can't stand me on YouTube Wearing some dumb Slayer band tee Have fun dealing with those six fans f**er, saying I copied Odd Future, What the f** is wrong with you? I'm just a little girl, stop picking on me on the internet Telling people to be mean to me on Last.Fm Okay I'm telling on you