Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues lyrics

(gary p. nunn) When you're down on your luck And you ain't got a buck In london, you're a goner And london bridge Has fallen down And moved to arizona Now i know why We'll now substantiate the rumor That the english sense of humor Is drier than the texas sands. You can put up your dukes Go bet your boots I'll be leavin' here as soon as i can. I wanna go home with the armadillo Country music from amarillo and abilene The prettiest women and the friendliest people you ever seen. Well, i decided that I'd take my cowboy hat And go down to the marble arch station 'cause when a texan fancies To take his chances Chances will be taken, That's for sure. And goes blind me eyes For eying the prize Some people call manly footwear 'cause when your thumb down south When you open your mouth You always seem to put your foot there. I wanna go home with the armadillo Country music from amarillo and abilene The friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen. I wanna go home with the armadillo Country music from the lone star caf The prettiest women and the friendliest people i've ever seen.