[Chorus] Armed and dangerous Versus stoned and lazy No doubt who'd come out on top Lost and running Versus convicted felon I'll be the one in the squad car If there is ever a problem again I can just call up my friend [Verse 1] Lighter in hand, [?] on the table Detective McCain knocks on my door Flashes his batch, shows me a picture Says 'son, have you ever seen this one before?' [Verse 2] So I shook my head, too scared to answer The smell on my breath 'bout to spell out my in I ask 'what's he done?' as my friend was leaving With a hand on his gun, said 'he's a dangerous man' [Chorus] Armed and dangerous Versus stoned and lazy No doubt who'd come out on top Lost and running Versus convicted felon I'll be the one in the squad car If there is ever a problem again I can just call up my friend Detective McCain [Verse 3] I locked the door, I held myself hostage I lay on the floor 'til I talk myself down Life, she ain't so kind, but what are the chances The next it's me, oh when the man rolls around [Chorus] Armed and dangerous Versus stoned and lazy No doubt who'd come out on top Lost and running Versus convicted felon I'll be the one in the squad car And if there is ever a problem again I can just call up my friend Detective McCain [Outro] Armed and dangerous Versus stoned and lazy No doubt who'd come out on top Detective McCain