King of the Dot - The Saurus vs Arcane (Title Match) lyrics

[Round 1: Arcane] Let's take it back World Rap Championships New York, the clash of all clashes Illmac and The Saurus vs Wapps and Juice, what a f**ing cla**ic I heard y'all made a deal before that battle though What the f** is that sh**? The same dudes you beat for those rings, you split the cash with? Yo, you can ask Eurgh, ask Jaze, they were there, they can attest to it But that wasn't the only deal you made before that battle, I heard some extra sh** See Pete didn't have no pre-meds for Wapps or Jaze so he was running around all desperate But Kid Twist had bars for those dudes so guess who Pete made a connection with This is a true story Kid Twist agreed to give you bars in exchange for sharing the wealth You actually paid him cash for his lines cause you couldn't make 'em up yourself So how the f** do you think you deserve to wear that Canadian belt When you wouldn't be two time sh** without a Canadian's help World Series of Poker...you were a loser For all the fiends I'ma spoil it Muhf**er got dumped by a runner, runner, flush That flushed his dreams down the toilet Then he decided to try his luck at the Red Bull EmCee comp' It didn't go so damn smooth I bet you thought you were gonna win the whole contest Nope, no can do/NoCanDo Yo, so that's when he broke up with his underage midget girlfriend Yo, cause he heard she turned 18 I guess 14 and 15 were cool, but 18 just ain't his scene Cause when The Saurus says she likes girls that rock Baby Phat He ain't talking about the clothing line, he means he likes little girls who still got they baby fat Homie, I bet you that little girl didn't even let you get past first base And by the way, what the f** were you even thinking trying to hit that in the first place? {​​​​​slight choke}​​​​​ Yo, really you gotta wonder, was she even 18 yet You used to pick her up at the elementary school by the swing set And your raps are corny face it This Peteyphile (pedophile) crashes sweet 16 birthday parties and tries to play Scattergories naked You're a statutory rapist You should be wearing an electronic ankle monitor and a mandatory bracelet [Round 1: The Saurus] Yo, that was dope A whole round of sh** that isn't even true I'ma make sure this b**h will eat his food through an intravenous tube Yo, you can talk about me getting p**y but that's what you didn't need to do I f** a girl, all you f** is the b**h you bring with you Now back in March I started writing for the winner of the Grand Prix But then you won...so I had to start considering a plan B Something to hold it down for all my King Of The Dot heads And get revenge for my homie Pesci, the king...of the dot heads Listen, this f**ing f*ggot made a video blog saying how he got no love for me But he's too much of a two face p**y to say that sh** in front of me Cause publicly you're all respectful like, "You'se a legend, it's an honor." Meanwhile I'm f**ing offended that he's the best that you can offer Give me Patrick Stay, Bishop, Bender, Happy Face of Kid Twist Give me a dozen other cats who deserve a match in place of this b**h sh**, I'll take a younger up and comer, any person with more talent You're 32 and work at a furniture store Alex Real talk f*ggots like you are the reason why I think this sh**'s a joke Making call out videos after you drink and sniff some coke Mad cause I've done so much travelling that I'ma have to find a summer home While you're too scared to battle rhyme or rap outside your comfort zone Look, now I've gone across the globe making this bigger as a battle league You haven't given sh** you just contribute to the f*ggotry And just to make this sissy b**h a little bit more mad at me That's my fiance, she's Canadian, I'm winning automatically [Round 2: Arcane] Are you done spitting those boring lines? Cause I'm sick of hearing this motherf**er corny rhymes And if I'm supposed to be the old guy in this battle how come you like you're 49? Now, my apologizes to the Charron dick riders, but this league needs a rightful champ At least Petey here is old enough to take his f**ing beating like a man I rep the 905 but I got love for my Scarborough fam' You park at middle school parking lots in an unmarked van I bet it must be hard for your fans You've been doing this battle sh** for years, you got the voice of the Marlboro Man But you'll never be a marketable brand So recently Pete went and tried to get himself a show business agent Trying to get his face out there, but the phone hasn't been ringing Yo, you still mad cause you didn't get on Jersey Shore? Well quit b**hing at your agent Imagine Pete on Jersey Shore like, "This is the situation." This muhf**a got cupboards filled with snacks And he plans on eating 'em all That's how he got so fat, he can't even see when he pees in his balls I bet you would be great if rap didn't have breathing involved But it's only right you get winded after those punches cause you're the fat Steven Seagal Straight up, back in the day yo, Seagal used to come through blazing Looks like you gave up all that kung fu training for your junk food craving So when you were wearing that UFC belt I thought it was highly outta place Mixed martial artists might get cauliflower ears but you got a cauliflower face I said yo, and for a dude like you that plays no limit high stakes You'd think he could present himself in a civilized state You made fat jokes against Madness, who are you to criticize weight? This is what happens when you start every day with chicken fried steak That's true He'd be cool if he just...I don't know, concentrate, lost the weight Hit a treadmill, sh** do some jumping jacks, walk in place Instead he walked to the Cash N Curry ordered six of the largest plate Loe Pesci's dad had to come out and tell him "fu*k OFF FALAFEL FACE!" [Round 2: The Saurus] Hell yeah, I gamble for a living The last time someone tried to roll the dice with me I became champ of your division By unanimous decision I don't care how many f*ggot kids from Hamilton are with him We'll find an ambulance that fits him Yo, I'm a man, a myth, a legend You're a grandpa with depression 'Bout to have another plastic hip to add to his collection You're a damsel in distress who knows the answer to the question "Why's a dude as white as you doing his Canibus impression?" Cause you're a f*ggot The accent when you rap is fake I'll catch a case for homicide Because if I ask Arcane to act his age, he'd probably die Father Time you're playing yourself, fake as hell sh** I'll have Skelly's wifey prove that you can't handle ladies well JVL Yo, I have a grasp on greatness, you're a f*ggot and a racist So who's an act, who's a rapper? Well let's add up all the wages See it's sad cause Arcane ain't old, he's actually ancient That's why every match he's in is called "A battle of the ages" [Round 3: Arcane] Look, talking 'bout how you got that chain When you battled Hollohan you said "The Saurus is a combo of Boudreau and Luongo." I'm just trying to figure out what the f** does that have to do with being born in Toronto? Real talk, real talk They both born in Montreal so, that sh** was horribly wrong yo I beat The Saurus loves the black co*ks but I ain't talking about Chicago So f** this ignorant American, go drink an Old Milwaukee You don't know sh** about this country and you don't know sh** about our hockey And if you ever was a goal tender I got a question for your homily a** How many pucks you take in the face before they finally invented the goalie mask? After my last battle they gave me a trophy and a greasy a** check Now I came to take the chain off this muhf**as greasy a** neck Yo, you so greasy I think it's funny how it says Greece on your pa**port You always eating at the airport getting grease on your pa**port Muhf**a you so greasy I bet you could play Slip N Slide on this linoleum Muhf**er, you so greasy you should be the poster boy for British Petroleum Cause that mug is a spectacle, I bet it reeks like the pumps at the Texaco And secrets more barrels of oil a day than the Gulf Of Mexico And you ain't an Oakland Raider, you always been a traitor How you live right beside L.A. and bet doe against the Lakers? And now Grind Time is going to sh**, well you were born to s** dick But Lush gave more exposure to Diz' and Okwerdz so The Saurus jumped ship Yo, you see what happens when this p**y don't get what he wants Lush? This cry baby jumped directly on King Of The Dots nuts Well I ain't buying it, I don't believe that American hype Especially when you dress like the average American stereotype You fat, lazy, stupid, he's ugly and he's spoiled Thinking he could just, come in here and soil on another man's soil This muhf**er ain't loyal In Canada we don't bomb our own buildings to justify invading other countries for their oil [Round 3: The Saurus] Yo, it must be hard performing bars so boring He's only battling me so he's got story to tell his grandkids...tomorrow morning Now in this f*ggots video he said he got family in Toronto So do I tonight, Skelly, Dirt, Dizaster, Avacado You got an avalanche of illness My family consists of five cats to smash your grill with plus the cameraman to film it You fronting like you popping hammers on some steel sh** I'll put a hole in you using a hammer and a drill bit I could end you in a minute So the next time you pay your fam' a cemetery visit, you're getting buried in it That's a fact Now listen, I guess that I'm a skeptic cause I've never been convinced you're great Suggestion, you pathetic wigger, get your fricking image straight You said you're pitching weight, the set you living isn't safe But get a glimpse of him and that's not what the evidence would indicate You never went to Princeton, p**y b**h you went to Princeton (nah prison) Where your friends were kids who all had a resemblance to Timberlake The level that I hit will make you question your religious faith I want the best in the division it's time to get the definition straight Yo, this is my title I ain't gonna let him take it Kid Twist let me borrow it only cause he was only like, "I'll let you make it into a friendship bracelet."