King of the Dot - Chedda Cheese vs Fingaz lyrics

[Round 1: Chedda Cheese] I can't seem to figure out what supplies your intense ego I can tell you used to wear eyeliner and dress emo You think you got a dope enough style that can test me though You look like you were raised by the guy from the Red Green Show Embarra**ed opponents to get respect and keep it moving Any vets or even students I just left them feeling stupid But today might be the day that I neglect to even do it Cause I've been trying to stump Fingaz but he already beat me to it Never the less you should be getting depressed Because your girl's the only reason you've been getting respect She got more popular on Youtube than you'd ever expect But she could settle for less she's like a 7 at best She just thinks she's got these people at the height of their libido Cause those desperate virgin battle fans been hyping up her ego Yeah I'll diss your lady then I'll motorboat her no-no's I'd bomb your friendly photo for some promo yelling "YOLO!" And I don't care if I just let this hobo roll in solo Cause I'm here to cause your break up like my name was Yoko Ono And quit acting like such a tough guy, you'd cry during Fresh Prince Even I would beat you up cause you fight like a dead fish So pucker up your lips give my knuckles a french kiss And you'll see Fingaz curled up in a ball like a clenched fist You and I were on the first card before we developed a real scene I was the headline you were scheduled last on the bill, see If it weren't for this tournament that's the place you'd still be You were never on my level and you never will be [Round 1: Fingaz] What's the deal Chedda? I've been waiting all 42 days just to tell you how much better I think mozzarella tastes Plus you've got an ugly face, but I'll address that in a moment There's a couple other things about you I ain't never noticed Like Chedda got this click, in his neck, it's f**ing weird It's like missing fingers weird, that sh** you don't usually hear Plus he's sheltered as a mugg, he'll act 15 when he's 30 Rolled a blunt in front of dude he asked me if it was beef jerky Now some would say he's nerdy, I think he's more like special though Cause when it comes to being cheesy, Chedda's a professional You don't have the testicles to take this spot here from me So just step aside there stepping stone I'm next to roll this country My excessive growth in your section shows they respect my goals and love me So if Cheese cheese me today you'll be a vegetable by Sunday You're exceptionally ugly Don't expect to get accepted Just expect to get neglected til your d**h and final exit Your career just like the strippers you play music for, accept it You're relying on those pair of D's/parodies to get you some attention Now hold up, I got a question Do you really want that chain? Cause you said to me you entered this GP to build some fame This lame don't want the title, he wants next to be involved I bet a G that Chedda Cheese can't bring it west where it belong You're exceptionally wrong, thinking you got the better chance Listen b**h, even Ubiquitous is hoping I advance Now speaking of your man I know he wrote with you and planned How you come to battle Fingaz and you need the helping hand Now damn that isn't irony, nor is it a coincidence He's everywhere inside your rhymes at all times that Ubiquitous So this is it, your chance to prove that you are not a baby To getting them bragging rights to brag 'bout writing when you 80 Cause I'm a pepper cheese I don't mean gourmet I'm a pepper Cheese y'all gon' see some gore maybe [Round 2: Chedda Cheese] I'm secretly a mean guy, if it's terrible I've done it I might wait for you to yawn and then I'll punch you in the stomach I treat these battles like Normandy, plan to win and take it forcefully You think you're so unique? I'll try to put this cordially You're not some sorta mutant superhero type minority Just because the choice to base your name on your deformity You were a bed wetter til age 20 And not to be facetious, but they called you the "Wiz Kid" and not cause you're a genius I take my losses like a man and then I go throughout my day though Fingaz always gotta fret it like a guitar without the K-Po Too lazy to face adversity and figure out a way so You get salty when the chips are down cause you're a couch potato People only know you for your image and your presence around you Not the minuscule ability you really amount to See you dress up like a weirdo and discredit your value To hide the fact that when you rap there's nothing special about you And you stretch your schemes too long, you need a better plan It's getting bland your punchlines make Peter Pan mad cause they Never Land I keep the crowd wrapped around my finger with a steady hand Because I wrap circles around Fingaz like a wedding band Y-y-y-yeah so fly Take a seat and watch me blow by I be finding clones who wanna try the flow I've been swagging on the whole time I'm, tired of this and it's frightening Find a style your own and get writing From here on out I'ma say if your name ain't Bill Collector quit biting [Round 2: Fingaz] Listen, I took a sh** this morning just like you Now let me finish my story Cause the sh** was little nutty but it was really f**ing corny Your double time, it bores me, well the way that you abuse it Like that Tech N9ne dude is useless, f**ing Twista just confuse 'em Busta Rhyme just signed with Wayne and some would say that that was stupid I think all those guys are ruthless what makes you think you could use it? On some true sh**, you ain't ready with the sh** that I'ma hit him with Understand I hate on this ain't trying to be a hypocrite Beat him blue with his own moves you'd think the dude was Cripping it Okay you can double time, that's fine but I don't give a sh** Cause you ain't 'bout that life The life you got you hardly living it This p**y is paid to watch some p**y could say p**y lives in it But ask this p**y 'bout some p**y, p**y turns right into it What's your problem with the p**y? p**y we ain't getting it His pops looks at p**y, p**y pops up on the Internet Your mom's got a p**y plus your pops steady digging it Your job full of p**y, profits all legitimate And you ain't popping p**y, p**y probably isn't into it Now I understand I said that sh** so many times it's ignorant But didn't switch cause this guy fits no other synonym I'm ripping 'em low, kicking a flow, that's f*ggotry and f**ery I'll kick in yo' do' gripping a fo', f*ggot shouldn't have f**ed with me But this sh** is so amazing bro, no it's gay trust in me This sh** just shows if you stick to your flow in this battle you ain't touching me Like you heard his second round? This is not for promo This ring wasn't meant for you, someone talk to Frodo If I give you a daily push, it would drop this h*mo He'd have his own permanent f**ing obnoxious logo Too comfy [Round 3: Chedda Cheese] He wasn't always this bummy, used to be doing something bigger Making some money not dressing like a homeless country singer But now he's living broke not even making double figures Guess you couldn't keep a handle and your bread and bu*ter Fingaz I'd say you need to tone it all down a bit, acting all proud and sh** Think your style is sick? You played yourself John Malkovich Last battle I k**ed my competition, let 'em with some biter fans Now I'll do the same to you and prove that I got bigger plans Think I give a damn? You look like Johnny Depp so why would I treat you any differently than Edwordz (Edward) Scissorhands Grease monkey speed junkie looking dumb when he raps Needle marks on his arm from what he's done in the past So that sleeve tattoo looks like a parody act Or the act of doubling back, it covers your tracks How's that for a triple entendre? Mind blown like you're tripping on ganja People thinking I'm brittle til I get it popping like Pringles And sprinkle a bit of rhythm up on ya By now you should've shot yourself If I were you I would find a tool and pop myself Pick up the Glock myself and drop myself Cause I'm not talking insect repellent when I say that you should Off yourself Why you trying to seem (C) major? Be/B sharp, you are not the best rhymer Acting like some sort of G when you've been known to eff/F minors But it doesn't take A major in music to know you've got no key quotes You'll always be/B flat broke and never hold a C note And "too comfy" is your catchphrase? You think that's clever? That's gotta be the lamest to stick with ever My slogan's more distinguished and that sh**'s just better Even got your girl screaming out ch-ch-CHEDDA! [Round 3: Fingaz] So you've happened to appetize me with you're somewhat of a rapper But you didn't have to hand him on this silver platter Claims to act the nerdy cracker but I sorta (soda) want my rebate Best to dip and sell a remake, you too sweet you make my teeth ache For this bread, I'm leaving Cheese baked I don't care it (carrots) got me vexed Even hoochies who done blew/bleu cheese got they broccoli on jest Now just stop it, wait a sec', are those subliminal I used? You may have missed them in the mood but that was just to set and prove The point I'm really getting to Is Chedda been a Finga food You can bet I'm gonna move on through whoever in my path Shooting Chedda in the stash like storing money in the dash I got 20 here in cash says your buddy with the 'stache f**ed your mother in the a**, yo that's funny, you can laugh f** your future, f** your past My presence will f** your presence I present myself the future moving past those in my presence My pen game is perfected to the point of no return So quit toying with my nerves you annoying little Eur' You're f**ing boring and absurd Sketch has spoiled you for sure Now you're finally gonna learn f** my blood is boiling now it burns The vibe I get from this guy, it's kind of perverted The spot we both going for, is mine I deserve it He had his time but he burned it and now he's trying to reverse it I'll fill his eyes with detergent, he'll smash his ride up on purpose Ain't the time to get nervous, I'll have your riding in hearses When I bag up Cheddar I ain't trying preserve it Trying to hide it in dirt and fill the inside with serpents The dirt you hiding inside you is starting to shine on your surface You are not a nerdy guy or a 25 year old virgin There is not a comic you have buyed or a sci-fi that he purchased This f**ing guy didn't know that wi-fi was a service You're the reason b**hes put mace inside of their purses Listen, what I'm shooting it's intense (in tents); drive by at the circus My my I'm disturbing him, I vibe with my girlfriend Just to show I'm 10 times more fly as a person Now listen, if you want me to keep going you gotta pay me Cause I'm 'bout to walk up out this b**h, no Matt Daley