[Intro] God, I hate these rappers God, i hate them man I really do And they all act like such a little noob A noob? Yes, that's what I just said, a noob And they're all just so pathetic like Like a noob Yes, a noob [Verse 1] Eww these rappers are disgusting They really ain't got nothing Worth listening to, they're dissing who They don't like, always fussing I think it's immature I think they're insecure Rapping about how they got money But really they're just poor And why do they ear rappers I eat cheese and crackers I don't think these rappers understand What hip-hop is really about And they think that that's ok But I say there's no way And that's why I feel as if I have the need to say hey [Hook] You (me) You are such a noob (I am) Yes you are and dude (what) I don't think you're good at anything you do Hey you (what) I'm not done with you (why not) Cause I still need to (to what) Say I think that you are such a noob [Verse 2] Oh my God, what are you doing You think that sound is soothing It's not, it's so confusing It's just ewwy, ewwy, ewwy I knew it would come to this So now I pump my fist I'm about to make it pound right through the underground And see to it that they won't be missed Sorry about that, where was I Oh yeah, that's right, they must die You ask why I yell in most of my songs Well for the most part it's because I Can't stand half the music I hear So then I lose it I fear And now you understand why a looney little man Has to do this song right here [Hook] [Bridge] Hey noob Such a noob you are You are, you are a noob And I don't think you're good at anything you do Oh no, your music is so vile Go practice for a while Go on and run away and don't come back to play Til there's no more need to say [Hook]