Kidz In The Hall - Hypocrite lyrics
[Verse 1:] I done told chicks I loved them When I didn't really mean it Sometimes I'm only thinkin' With the head of my penis Lotta n***az preach monogamy Like they ain't never cheated Some conceited, the girls do it back They can't conceive it Gotta see it to believe it Deaded from the waist down like a paraplegic Now she creepin strategic I just said that to get you mad Ain't my fault yo girl won't give you a** Player it's all on you Maybe if you treated her better She would call on you I've been tryin to get my life right I got a good girl, wants to be a good wife You know 2.5 kids the white picket fence Takin' my a** to church, so I could get my head rinsed But, at the same time, I still be flirtin I know it's a**hole sh**, but nobodies perfect [Chorus:] I know I preach a lot of sh** I apologize I guess I'm just a hypocrite I guess I'm just a hypocrite Baby girl, I guess I'm just a hypocrite I know I'm talkin' that and talking this But I'm full of sh**, I'm just a hypocrite I guess I'm just a hypocrite Damn, I guess I'm just a hypocrite [Verse 2:] Tryin to figure how my guy looks his lady in the eye Last night he had another lady in his ride f** the same dick that she s**s The same seat in his truck Is lust really worth hurtin somebody you trust? Damn, the Henny does wonders on the s** drive She remind you of your jeep on the test drive Mini-me got a mind of it's own You lookin at ya ID like "God, damn it, I'm Grown" Cause you only wanna see what the s** about The genie's in ya pants and you tryin to let him out But is it worth wastin three years On one shot and three beers Knowin she won't be here Last week you was telling ya man to settle down Now you playin Tupac, tryin to +Get Around+ That don't add up, that ain't calm down Now you telling ya self you should just calm down [Chorus:] But you know that ain't the end of it Try to practice what you preach But you's a hypocrite I said you just a hypocrite Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite I hear you talking that and talking this But you full of sh**, you just a hypocrite I guess you just a hypocrite Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite [Verse 3:] This chick told me Black men Who date white chicks is trifling I asked her out, she told me she only date white men I asked her, how many n***az she ever dated She said n***az gay, in jail or intimidated Unemployed or players just tryin to get her naked And white men are way more fine and educated It's like she sees herself in the mirror and she hates it Almost as bad as the n***az that she's castigating So hypocritical it's almost fascinating She don't realize she the problem exacerbating That foul is considered a flagrant Called me next day and retracted her statement Like I just heard your song on the radio station And I ain't know you had a Ivy League education The offer still stands if I could get up in your world I'm sorry ma, I only date black girls [Chorus:] Cause you know you preach a lot of sh** You lost out baby girl, cause you's a hypocrite Baby girl you just a hypocrite Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite I hear you talking that and talking this But you full of sh**, you just a hypocrite Baby girl you just a hypocrite Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite I know I preach a lot of sh** I apologize I guess I'm just a hypocrite I guess I'm just a hypocrite Baby girl, I guess I'm just a hypocrite I know I'm talkin' that and talking this But I'm full of sh**, I'm just a hypocrite I guess I'm just a hypocrite Damn, I guess I'm just a hypocrite