KickThePJ - My Dad lyrics

My dad's great He has a thousand arms and a thousand legs My dad's really great He can snap tree trunks like feeble twigs And my dad's really, really great He's the strongest guy that I know My dad's really super great He reeks awesome from head to toe He'd teach me things back in the day Valuable things like how to play Super Mario Brothers on the SNES Metroid, Kirby and Link's Adventures, were ours My dad's great He's a super hero in disguise My dad's really great He generally doesn't even need to try Because he's really, really great He's the fastest man in the world And he's super awesomely great His hands are so big that he can hold: A million and one things in one palm And a million in the other palm And then juggle them around As if it's no trouble at all, and it's really not My dad's great I hope he lives 'til he's 100,000 years old My dad's really great I don't think that he'll ever go bald My dad's really, really great He can build a house out of toothpicks My dad's really fantastically great His eyes turn clay into bricks And in my eyes he's invincible Which I guess might not seem so sensible 'Cause everyone's power star's due to run out some day But that doesn't mean he's any less great, than what he is My dad's great My dad's really great My dad's really, really great My dad's really, superbly, awesomely, super fantastically great