We armed ourselves with wooden spoons Took all the pillows from our rooms And built the best fort that you could ever find Except it was a secret fort that you'd never find We ventured forth into the loft Our adventure had begun! The attic is like totally the scariest place I've ever step foot But the storage space is great so I can't really complain on that level The attic is such a scary place It's a scary place to be One time we climbed inside To see whatever we could see Sophie said we'd be mad to go Louis said he was raring to go James also said the same and such And Jamie didn't really say very much Because the attic is such a scary place It was a scary place to be So one time we climbed up inside To see what we could see Where were all the monsters? Where were all the ghouls? (GHOULS AND GOBLINS! GHOULS AND GOBLINS!) Where was all the treasure? Where were all the j**els? (GHOULS AND GOBLINS! GHOULS AND GOBLINS!) It's a scary place to be on your own But so are most places to be on your own The attic is such a scary place It's a scary place to be One time we climbed up inside To see whatever we could see Where were all the monsters? Where were all the ghouls? Where was all the treasure? Where were all the j**els? Where were the spiders? Where were the clowns? Where are all the scary things Upstairs in our house? Where were the moblins? Where were the ghosts? And the scary evil toaster That made evil toast? Where's my Nintendo? Where's my Sega? Where's my Atari? Where's my Amiga? All hidden in our attic The scariest place to be Similar to the time we climbed inside To see whatever we could see