How very dare you... You'ree gonna just sit there And brag about all the things You could do if you wanted to... How very dare you... You wanna just sit there And talk about all the things You could say on any given day... Once I saw a documentary about Japanese people stabbing dolphins to d**h for money...It was sad... Good thing there's plenty more dolphins! Sometimes I feel like I wanna stop eating animals cuz it hurts them and it messes up earth...But then I see a McDonald's...And I wanna EAT BURGERS TOO! (chorus) Sometimes I think that people on the news show want me to think what they think... Hey...Isn't that blond lady pretty!? If I could do one thing to help the earth... It would be to give it a cup of smiles... Cuz then EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY! (chorus)