Key-Kool - Be A Hoodlum lyrics

Key Kool: Hello? Papa Doug: Yo Key Key Kool: Oh what up Papa Doug Papa Doug: You're supposed to be in the studio twenty minutes ago Key Kool: Oh man I was having this messed up nightmare man Let me tell you about it Papa Doug: Oh okay I had a dream (What kind of dream? Like Martin Luther King?) Nah, a vision in my sleep about my peep It made me, trip out flip out cause I was having it then (So what the hell happened?) Chill your beans let me begin (ok) I wanted to go bowl with my ball up the alley You know, stick my Bonanza in someone's Big Valley So I called this girl named Sally, or maybe her name was Laurie Or maybe Geraldine (Just go on with the story) Okay, went over to her house but nobody else was home Like Ice Cube said, once again it's on I got a bit excited, I was ready to make a move Like Madonna's song I was gonna get into the groove (What happened next?) I made my move but I was dumb I was uncovered I forgot to wear my weenie beanie, you know my rubber But at the time I didn't care what I could catch Cause I was humpin and pumpin and bumping and doin' the cabbage patch When I was done I thought to myself, it ain't no thing Until something went wrong with my, ding ding! When I went to shake the weasel, it came out much slower But pee pee felt so hot I thought I was a flame thrower So the next time that I saw her I said hey yo honey s**le I oughta beat your a** with my big yellow knuckles She said, why would you want to hit me? And why would you want to Punch? Witch, you gave me Rasberry Bat Nut Crunch But when I think about it yo it wasn't all her fault Because I'm the one who wanted to put my money in her vault But when I went to see the doctor I began to get sick When he said, you got to get a shot in your dick This kind of situation really gets no love Next time I operate I wear my surgical glove (Yeah you learned a lesson last night in your sleep) Yeah, next time I chuck a fick I'll put a hood on my peep On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep You gots to gots to gots to gots to gots to be a hoodlum That's the only way I'll ever be a hoodlum I gots to stay strapped, so Ima be a hoodlum I need protection so Ima be a hoodlum I put a hood on my peep so I'll always be a hoodlum Yeah, you better stay strapped, be a hoodlum (Don't get burned)