Kevin Gilbert - Fun lyrics

Lenny's got horse and Nigel's got hash I got a lot of dispensable cash Go downtown in my limousine Gonna find some young hookers we can treat real mean There's plenty of d** ‘n' plenty of beer To drown out the whine of self loathing and fear We're listening to tapes of Gladys Knight and the Pips I'm lickin' my teeth I'm lickin' my lips It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right Arsenio's here and he's all f**ed up And he's with some chick that just won't shut up Julian's s**in' hard on a bottle of Jack That he got with a hand job off a girl out back I'm talking to this actress behind the bar She thinks Leo DiCappria's gonna make her a star So she answers his phone, washes his car Soils his sheets, yeah, she'll go far Cause she's fun, she's a real good time tonight all right Now the bar is closing for the regular folk But there's an escort to the VIP lounge brandishing coke And we all could use another line or two ‘Cause there's still gossip to tell and slander to spew (no sh**, I didn't know that) So we're moving this party back to my place ‘Cause Richard's got a friend who's bringing base And we're gonna play the new Madonna where she rips a fart And then stand around talking about why it's art It's fun, it's a real good time tonight all right C'mon it's fun, yeah it's a real good time Now Sheryl's in the kitchen with the L.A. Lakers Trying to get herself laid but there ain't no takers Cause they heard about the guy that she did with Aids And she's callin' ‘em f*gs saying they're afraid She wants fun, all she wants to do is have a real good time tonight all right Arsenio's getting all maudlin and rude And that chick he's with I think she's a dude It's not like I'm bothered I mean it's no big deal But she keeps on asking if I'd like a feel She wants fun, she's got to have a real good time tonight all right We're having fun, having a real good time tonight all right So I dosed up about half an hour ago Cause my skin was getting itchy and I was movin' too slow Waitin' to see if my nose is gonna grow While I'm nodding at some jerk keeps callin' me bro' (yeah I gotta use the bathroom man) Now the ceiling is melting cause the walls are on fire And I'm tuttin' up with defectors from the Nazi Boys Choir They say they're eighteen but I think they're all liars I know that's a felony but I got no priors It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right All I wanna do is have fun, have a real good time tonight all right It's fun, it's fun fun fun fun fun It's a real good time tonight all right