Kevin Gilbert - God's Been Tapping My Phone lyrics

I spoke to God last night you know He wasn't that glad to see me He just walked right in and said I failed it all completely He gave me just today to see if I could find just one person who thinks I'm good for anything Oh oh And so I phoned you up I thought that maybe you could help me out I know you're on the spot I know there's lots that we should talk about But I don't have much choice 'cause I can seem to find just one person who thinks I'm good for anything So please just say I'm not such a bad guy anyway or am I? This time my goose is really cooked I wonder just how long He's known God's been tapping my phone I guess that's why I'm always alone God's been tapping my phone I guess that's why I'm always... I'm always alone So me and God we talked He said that Heaven wouldn't let me in and I tried to tell my side but that's an argument I couldn't win because He knew each lie that I told to you and I thought He only heard me in confessional or so they said in my old Sunday school I guess the joke's on me Who knows how much He's overheard this time I'm all alone God's been tapping my phone I guess that's why I'm always alone God's been tapping my phone I guess that's why I'm always alone