Kevin Gardner - Smoke 'n' Drank lyrics

[Verse 1] (spit that sh**) Durrin a playa like my youth I think I recall when I got my first tooth I was a teethin little ol heathen perv off that philippe bombay juice Some like a little further on down the line Started f**in with moonshine, all kind of wines Stood in front of the liquor house soakin up gidname, from old timers Buy me a drank man I know it's against the law im underage be a good sport What you need my little comrade a packet of kool-aid and some whiteport What else? A thing of beedies and a short neck of Night Train Whatchu gonna give me? A crumpled up foodstamp that I won in a dice game Preciate it playa, I'm up out of this b**h bout to go hook up With my so-hid-nobs relatives simple ones kinfolks Good folks, y'know, y'know Twoasted, slerkin, me and my fools be out there back pervin To' back on your face and start all over again [Hook] Let's perv, throw up, and drank again Let's get high, loaded, and smoke again (repeat 2X) [Verse 2] Just wakin up from my hang-over Still high, like I swallowed an ounce of yola Hell yeah I don't wanna ever be sober Like bein toishin, wake up in the same position, open up the safe Peep the stash, lookin mighty healthy, plenty of cash Grabbed my faulty from up out the charger And then made a dash called up the folks today is the day For my n***a's birthday twelve o'clock come through he gon get beat By who? By them hog mog n***as in the cleats We's deep, no remorse no feelings retardos no sorrow Drink it til your motherf**in insides turn hollow (inaudible) cross and wallow Back to back, struck and strikin, that's your job (that's your job n***a) To make you lift this tick, f**it n***a blow a bottle [Hook] [Verse 3] Room spinnin, dead Got the garbage can next to the bed Now I was tweakin off that old crazy a** commercial on BET Jackie Stallone What made it so bad is I don't even know how I got home n***as ain't feel me y'know f** this surgeon general What they need to do is legalize that indo Dicked a, barren, purple, cush thou' Smob with me I'm tryin to told ya like you get to perkin Ride to me I'll teach you some of this game that I be t**n Pull this motherf**er over main, ya patna gotta go piss again Don't even sweat it though just be on the lookout for so-and-so Now whatchu be callin them po-po's? the dont-knows Penelopes, grill up out of this b**h man I got warrants, let's go get some Hen mayne [Hook + Outro]