Kevin Fowler - If I Could Make a Livin' Drinkin' lyrics

Holding down a job too long Ain't never been my forte Soon as I'm hired I end up fired For showing up too late I ain't too good at hammer swinging Or slapping on that pane But I'm highly sk**ed and qualified For doing just one thing Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be rolling in the dough Chug my way up the corporate ladder I'd be the boss in no time at all I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey If I had a nickel for every beer Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be employee of the year I'd never call in sick Wouldn't mind all this working overtime I'd be too busy boozing to every join a union I'd never run up a picket line I'd work through my lunch hour Wouldn't never retire Never touch my 401K If you do what you love and you love what you do You'll never work a single day Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be rolling in the dough Chug my way up the corporate ladder I'd be the boss in no time at all I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey If I had a nickel for every beer Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be employee of the year Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be rolling in the dough Chug my way up the corporate ladder I'd be the boss in no time at all I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey If I had a nickel for every beer Yeah, if I could make a living drinking I'd be employee of the year Oh, if I could make a living drinking I'd be employee of the year Yeah, I'd have more money than ol' Bill Gates I'd be richer than Hugh Hefner Yeah, I'd have more women than ol' Tiger Woods Well, maybe not that many, he's got a lot of women You know that I mean, show me the money