Kevin Fowler - The Bouncer lyrics

I was out drinkin' with my buddies Right after work, boots still muddy. Did a shot then we shot the breeze, Shot some pool, like we always do. Everybody buyin' everybody rounds. I didn't wanna be rude and turn 'em down. Buzz on after 2 or 3, or maybe 3 or 4. Didn't count no more 'cuz, I was just there to drink I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness I was just partyin' on, Swear I wasn't doin' nothin' wrong. Just kissed a waitress on the mouth, Then the big bad bouncer threw me out. Said he played defensive line For Mississippi back in 1999 He didn't seem that scared of me, When I showed a few, of my karr-até moves (hi-ya) I'm not sure how far I travelled Just know I landed face first in the gravel. Got up and kicked him in the pork-n-beans Dusted off and then, I ran right back in 'cuz I was just there to drink I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness I was just partyin' on, Climbed up on the bar to sing my song, Jumped off and surfed across the crowd, Then the big bad bouncer threw me out. I was just there to drink I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness I was just partyin' on, Swear I wasn't doin nothin wrong. Just kissed another waitress on the mouth, Jumped off the bar, surfed across crowd, If I wadn't busy drinkin' woulda taken him down, But the big bad bouncer threw me out. "He better be glad I was in a good mood" "Yeah I'll let it slide this time"