No, I did not go to church last Sunday For my sins, I need not confess With your daddy standing at the pulpit Oh, I just figured stayin' home was the best Oh, your physique is swellin', and your waistline's tellin' Everybody knows that it's mine I guess the word's got around this ole one story town And your preacher daddy, he ain't blind You got knocked up, and I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed You got locked out, and I got knocked out I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school Yeah, you looked a damn sight older That night up on the hill If I'd have knowed what I know, girl, I wouldn't have let you go But you said that you were on the pill Yeah, your uncle, he's the town sheriff Your grandaddy, he's the county judge No, I don't see a way that I'll see the light of day With your whole family holding a grudge You got knocked up, and I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed You got locked out, and I got knocked out I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school Oh, girl, you ain't gonna graduate this year! I don't think so Yeah, your family's got the shotgun ready I can hear those church bells chime No, I may not be ready for a wedding, honey But I know that I ain't ready to die You got knocked up, and I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed You got locked out, and I got knocked out I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school Yeah, you're gonna miss a lot of school I think you're gonna miss a lot of school No, girl, I you ain't gonna make it to the prom this year