Kermit - Interrogation Song (Ty Burrell, Sam Eagle and The Muppets) lyrics

Sam: Kermit, let's begin Describe the day you played Berlin Constantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut Ty: That night, at 10:03 were you inside the portrait gallery C: From 10 oclock to 10:04 is when we played the shows encore S: Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts Can you confirm your whereabouts? C: My alibi is water tight The audience saw me sing all night T: Monsieur, we know you did the crime C: I was on stage that whole time Ask who sang Rainbow Connection T&S: Thank you, Kermit. No more questions T: Allo, I think it's time for good cop romantic cop Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside And now's your chance to save your hide Miss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know It's a crime to steal the show S: Tell us how the art was taken T: If you want to save your bacon MP: I haven't seen your missing art All I've stolen was audience hearts S: We can give you a plea deal T: All you have to do is squeal MP: I'm not a thief I don't know how All I've ever taken is a bow T: We'll catch the swine who did this job MP: Give up the pig puns creep Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion T&S: Thank you Piggy no more questions T: I think she liked me S: I don't think your puns are helping the investigation T: You know... I think they did it S: No they didn't T: Yes they did and we can pin it S: if they did how did they do it? T: if they didn't how didn't they didn't? S: if they didn't then it's easy 'cuz they simply didn't do it T: if they did it then i knew it but we've nothing that can prove it Excuse me Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz S: Do you remember what you did On the night you played Mardid Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull and rushed off stage to the hospital T: Gonzo, what do you know About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado G: I never saw the stolen bust I spent the night in bed concussed S: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin' G: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken Camilla was there she'll cooperate T: Madame are you willing to corroborate -chicken clucks- S: Will somebody get this chicken out of here G: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection T&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questions T: Let's go from the start What do you know about the stolen art Lew: I didn't know there was a plan Dr. Teeth: Your accusations far out man Honewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime are less than point 009 Swedish Chef: *Gibberish* T: To help with our investigation Can you do a full translation - What the chef just said to you was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it's not Swedish Animal Grunts and laughs Penguins Cluck Fozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impression T&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questions T: They didn't S: No they didnt T: there's no way they did the crime S: They couldn't, They're too stupid T: They're not criminal master minds S: We do not know who did it but we know who didn't do it T&S: So we know who didn't do it Yes we know who didn't do it~ T: They are incapable of being culpable