Kenny Segal - Breakup Breakfast lyrics

The break up breakfast Got a special for ole precious The young and restless. I'm eating that Tiffany necklace I'm over it Over easy The motor boats. Yeah, bad investments! [verse 1] Meet the exes of Craigslist Poor judgement pourage is hard to digest Living large marge had some fun with all my credit cards Trips to Spain, I can its tell gonna leave a big sh** stain First impressions? she was a rich dame Flossin' marshmallow marsey I called her, while I sprinkle my taxes with parsley.. This is the devour hour with matt Lauer Good morning America! The grown man cries carrot juice Get a cup! And to think I was gonna marry her.. What the fuk! Hold up! This louie bag is kinda tuff Feed me Seymour, the tripali seashore Her rippin and running got me sick to my stomach I wanna drink my own vomit.. Well It's mine! So is that G4, ok partly If I've known then what I know now? I wouldn't left her in a heartbeat Now I'm knawing on the car seat.. lol tasting like shark meat Yeah! [Chorus]x3 The break up breakfast Got a special for ole precious The young and restless. I'm eating that Tiffany necklace I'm over it Over easy The motor boats. Yeah, bad investments! [Verse 2] Got damn u miss selfish! Can't wait to sell my story one day and have u a** on Netflix! A romantic tragedy u can watch it on Christmas No! u do not get a stocking bad gurl I'm officially terminating your apple care.. Subscriptions to Vogue, Woman's Health and fitness I'm forcing down that scooba diving gear you bought And never used huh! The not so happy camper cruise..Its so ridiculous I'm sick of this sh**! Do I look like saint Nicolas b**h? Don't answer that The joe joe dancer rap Shut your Richard Branson trap You never even came to ranch Being the social bu*terfly u are, i guess u mastered that Dun & Bradstreet I'm having a asthma attack!! [Chorus]x2 The break up breakfast Got a special for ole precious The young and restless I'm eating that Tiffany necklace I'm over it Over easy The motor boats yeah.. Bad investments