[Intro] This is King Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar, the best rapper Especially if you never heard music before 2010 [Verse 1] I be the new DMC When I'm crying up on the beat I'm not the king of New York I'm lying straight through my teeth I take a bit of the meat And I put it between a bun And I eat it it's really fun I go on a burger run I'm from Compton But I'm supposed to say Bompton I know someone in my hood Like "Fxck Kendrick I'll stop em" "Soon as I get around him" I'm going 'round and 'round I merry go 'til I vomit I got ears like comic So when I'm in a cartoon Don't laugh like I'm retarded I got ears like a fan And they just wave like I farted Try'na block out the smell Of dead bodies and homi's When you take your last breath You turn your drawers to a potty I k**ed Jay on a song They acted like it didn't happen Soon as I did "Control" Now they wanna start rapping All these n***as is hype But I ain't impressing Phil Jackson Got the Brian McKnight fade Cause my hair started napping Crips asked me my set I turned around and I ran Mama keep calling me Cause she still need her van I got sneakers like Vans My Vans looking like sneakers Broke the screen on my phone Now I can't see when you tweet us I'm in love with Aaliyah So me and Drake gon' relate When twin cousins named Fist and Hand Go blam when they see ya' Don't talk to my old lady I feel like Usher and Kellz You can have Sherane I know that her p**y smells Compton