Ken Kaniff - Super Ken lyrics

[Intro + Hook] Look up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane It's a man with a cape And a beard and a cane And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x2] [Verse 1] I walk around town with some red boots with a blue shirt: My apparel to do work And do dirt While your crew hurts to see A "K" in the sky Why? For emergency; an urgency When in a sticky situation No, I mean that, look, a sticky situation Like your all alone and you're sitting watching cable At your mom's house Magazines on the table p**no mags with f*gs and chicks with dicks But you don't care 'cause your by yourself watching flicks So you start stroking, (oh) And you keep stroking, (oh) And you jack your dick off so hard it feels broken. (ow!) The friction from your hand The co*k starts smoking A fire breaks out, and all the windows ain't open That's where I come in Get it? And then I cum I put the fire out with my nine-inch gun Nine inches when it's hard, but when it's not It kind of looks like a freckle on the side of my jock But anyways Ken Kaniff saving the day I'm out to the next crime, G take it away... (Oh my God. sh**! Look in the f**ing sky, man!) [Hook] Look up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane It's a man with a cape And a beard and a cane And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x2] [Verse 2] I'm not the X-Men Wolverine Mighty Mouse Nah I'm the endless southpaw crimefighter ya'll saw I remember this time when this chick was walking home- From school With three perpetrators trying to bone So they approached her And then they scoped her And then Kaniff came through and that's something they ain't hope for I let 'em rape her and jack her for paper- It kinda adds comedy to this little caper But later After everything went down I put on my little outfit, cruised the town And then I found them Stopped them Circled all around them Put 'em in a single file line to pound 'em Downed 'em, to their knees Ease the pain And stuck my dick so far in their a** it hit brain Three dudes lay asleep on the cement, and I repent for the crimes of these women and men It's kind of crazy Being who I am A rapper / crime fighter in the thick of a jam But anyways Ken Kaniff saving the day I'm out to the next crime, G take it away... (Who can keep you company up there?) [Hook] Look up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane It's a man with a cape And a beard and a cane And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x4]