Ken Kaniff - Palmela Handerson lyrics
Ken Kaniff, yeah, with another f**ing love song Yo drop that beat G low, yeah, boom I'm watching Baywatch, right? Pamela Anderson, f** yeah I wrote a song about my hand About Palmela Handerson, yo [Verse 1] I met this girl named Palmela she's doper than sh** And with the curves on her body man I'm hoping she fits I open this b**h and ask her who you bringing along? Her five little homegirls rocking skirts and a thong It's kind of funny with her 'cause it's all about s** Manually one-handed like I'm working her neck I'm jerking a sweat under bedsheets and clothes Because Palmela can make me come better than anyone knows! She zips to my G spot she rocks and won't stop On my mushroom head on the tip of my rock I'm like Samuel L. Jackson 'cause she's all on my shaft Catching my breath before I splash all on her a** She's got the tightest lips s**ing me and blowing my dick Her lipstick looks like fingernail polish and sh** I'm in love like a motherf**er number one fan Of Palmela Handerson: the name of my hand [Hook] I ain't need another women for the rest of my life Because my hand makes me come faster than my ex-wife Looking for a chicken head from across the land? When the best s** comes from the palm of your hand [Repeat hook] [Verse 2] Palmela, not Pamela, but Palmela Lee Middle name "Handerson" for those following me Late we get kinky with the vasaline jar Jacking me pushing pedals than a gasoline car But sometimes I ain't even pop a wood I come when I'm not hard 'cause dog she's that good The best thing about it is that she'll never leave me At my instant and every disposal believe me It's kind of like we're married but without the big ha**le I know her family and they're a bunch of b**h a**holes Palmela's my left hand, her sister's my right And her parents abandoned her kicked her out of her sight Now Palmela mine, dog, she's my girl She loves my Limp Bizkit and the Jam of my Pearl She always stays shaved and bathed for my pleasure A man's left hand is his number one treasure [Repeat hook]