I am a Professor of s**ology Who flunked a course in pathology A s**ologist who has studied the s**ological pattern It was not easy for I had to learn it in Latin I learnt that man used to chase woman with a club Now he takes woman to dinner in a pub I am completely against s**ist s**ism more or less Found mainly in the s**ploitation of the s**less I am currently studying a s**ton s**pot Whose bells have gone to her head a real lot She wants to play with a s**tet I'm sure with her bells I bet Her bells do often peal s** appeal Sexually transmitted ringing in the ears the deal I must s** change this s** offending s** kitten Before her s** life is like a s** maniac smitten For she thinks she is a s** symbol s**agenarian I must end this sad case of fairyism