Kelley Lovelace - Facebook Friends lyrics

[Verse 1] She was looking at shoes on Amazon The pop-up ad said find anyone She thought about the first boy that she loved Just a couple clicks and there he was That night she sent a friend request The next day she sat down at her desk And four simple words: “Hey, how you been?” And she felt seventeen again [Chorus] And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends [Verse 2] They started out just catching up That led to meeting him for lunch 'Fore long they're meeting in some bar 'Fore long they're kissing in some car [Chorus] And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends [Bridge] Oh, if it was anybody else She'd be sitting in judgement Thinking "They should be ashamed of themselves For God's sakes you've got a husband and a minivan" And this was not part of the plan [Verse 3] She fantasized they'd start a new life That he'd finally up and leave his wife But one day she turned her laptop on And his whole profile page was gone [Outro] And that's the thing about Facebook friends