Keller Williams - Kidney In A Cooler lyrics

A break in the schedule Sufficient coolant leak Well we thought we were doing the right thing Now you cannot be too picky In Cheyenne on a Sunday Then up walked the mechanic With the perpendicular teeth Perpendicular teeth, oh yeah By the 17th hour They pulled us up in the bay And funky tooth started diggin' Down under the hood After clearing a path to the water pump And taking a four hour break By hour 27 we were all good Then we sailed from Little America, oh yeah Only two days later On the way down to Deep Elem We broke down in Oklahoma Where a wind come behind the rain We got towed to a town called Perry Where a woman's car took priority She had a kidney in a cooler So two nights we had to stay So she could deliver the kidney, oh yeah When you go down to Deep Elem Down to the Gypsy Tea Room Tell 'em I'm broke down in Perry And I'll try to make it back soon Oh sweet mama Your daddy got them Deep Elem blues Oh sweet mama Your daddy got them Deep Elem blues Now I know I will be paying On the concept after it's through Unrealistic, maybe But there's something I gots to do I need a big a** bus with a satellite dish A double-decker double-wide what I wish I dream open eyed That this be true My double-decker double-wide, oh yeah It's gonna have two icemakers In both refrigerators A silent but violent generator To run the subwoofers and the disco ball The escalator up to the dance hall On the second floor with a giant sky light Driving range and jacuzzi just right For skinny dipping right after the show At 80 miles an hour It's worth all the dough Until then, I'll stand on the corner with a sign That says I will work for my Double Decker double wide Perpendicular teeth In little America Deliver the kidney In my double Decker double wide