Keith Shocklee - 911 Is A Joke lyrics

[Intro] Hit me! [Verse 1: Flavor Flav] Going, going, gone! Now I dialed 911 a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reacting They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner They don't care cause they stay paid anyway They treat you like an ace that can't beat a trey A no-use number with no-use people If your life is on the line then you're dead today Latecomers with the late coming stretcher That's a body bag in disguise y'all, I'll betcha I call 'em body snatchers cause they come to fetch ya With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya They are the kings cause they swing amputation Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a f**ed up situation [Hook x2] So get up get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown [Interlude x2] 911 is a joke [Verse 2: Flavor Flav] Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here with the broken neck He's a witness to the job never being done He would've been in full effect But late 911 was a joke cause they only joking They the token to your life when it's croaking They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker Reason why I say that cause they flick you off like fleas They be laughing at you while you're crawling on your knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver [Hook x2]