Kaytranada - The One Where I Stroke My Ego lyrics

(Verse 1) Who is me JP How motherf**ing rude of me This whole rapping thing is all really kind of new to me Come on ya'll let's get acquainted Before my image gets too tainted I don't spend nights hella faded Spitting in my closet locked up in containment Browsing through the blogosphere Scrounging up some entertainment I can count on one hand for all the times I masturbated I can count on bad judgement for the only girl I dated I thought I'd be trapped forever Thank goodness that I made it Okay that was mean JP low on dopamine Dammit man that's one sorry sad sack SOB You b**hes should've seen me when I was 15 Justin Bieber haircut Vote for Pedro mustache Too chicken sh** to cut cla** Watching daddy down a flask I'm in love with you but I'm married to right hands and p**no mags Clothes loose like parachutes Rocking Forces like my homie's shoes Donning sliver chains like all the famous rappers do (Chorus) Ego stroke I rep the most Looking dope from head to toe b**hes hoes flock the coast When I rap and brag and boast (Verse 2) Notify memo me Visa vi the murder spree You whack emcees I merk the beat I turned a leaf I flipped a tree Veni Vidi Vicci Peering through gla** menageries Both cheeks stained like Justin Bieber's satin sheets Golly gee I'm only 19 Proceed to make more strides There's more guys just like you than I'd care to account for You like my rhymes tell me more Your chick look like a Rancor Yet to hear a crowd roar But at least I know I sound raw Narcissism that's faux pas Lately I've been feeling like 4 Pacs k** me in my prime that's smallpox Cause real gods don't stop Finally made my transformation Been waiting patient like days and days bruh Got my Ki up now I'm brother of Frieza Real G's don't like to speak I'll murder you silently Don't do you dude that's a tip Unless you're like me then that's the sh** Just a flex but I hope you know I gotta go scribble in my d**hNote