I was walking in the walmart parking lot with a sad look on my face When this man stopped me and asked hey son are you doing ok He was a white headed man with a long beard and a smile you could barely see I said yes sir I guess Im alright but my girlfriend just left me He smiled, said lets sit down and talk awhile Chorus: He said God made women to do the things that men don't like And then theres the occasional exception if she turns out to be a dike Women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us So dont settle on one girl and fall Be like jesus, and love em all I sat there appalled by the information that I just realized He seemed like a man thats lived loved and learned time after time That was the day I stopped and pondered put my life in perspective And started living life with no thought of a wife like this elder man did And I never understood why, he would tell me the meaning of life Chorus: He said God made women to do the things that makes me shrug And if your not careful boy, she'll go out and munch on some rug Women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us So dont settle on one girl and fall Be like jesus, and love em all The old man stood up and hummed as whe walked away There was no questioning the truth in what he just had to say I smiled as I realized my life at changed for the best More women means more love and damn sure more happiness And I smiled, I was glad we talked for a while Chorus: He said God made women to do the things that makes men sick Like running around with the softball team And not s**ing on my prime rib steak Women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us So dont settle on one girl and fall Be like jesus, and love em all