Kashmere - 'Dolph Lundgren' lyrics

[Intro:Kashmere of Strange U] Yeah It's Dolph! (Jehst: I have the power!) [Verse 1:Kashmere of Strange U] Yo Splash the pen on the pad getting the snuffles African hunter, on the low, looking for buffalo Gruffalo flow Bubble nose hoes approach the bro, they want blow, let's go! To the nearest air-con cooler temperatures I think they meant coke, so now they trynna question us, like: “How much money are you making? Are you famous? Where's the mansion at? You're some rappers, entertain us!” I pulled out the TEC got creative Sprayed the place up and changed my iTunes playlist Updated my Facebook status Broke and shameless Telling hoes: “Lick the an*s!” Heinous crimes against humanity Can it be me enjoying the taste of Hennessy I'm sipping absinthe Travelling the labyrinth But the ear stays on f**ing accident! Chillin' with evil machete mistresses They wanna f** up your life; they wanna k** your kids Swallow your soul and keep swallowing Invisible crime to keep following and following Meditation is an option You'll only see him smile when you're layin' in a coffin Just for knowing him you're parking on the red You ain't done sh** but there's a target on your head Discreet cannibal Eat mammals, leave mandibles Fire cannonballs at'em It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes you wonder Who's really behind the red lightning and the thunder HA [Hook] Yo London! GET UP, GET UP Dolph Lundgren! GET UP, GET UP The whole world! GET UP, GET UP Dolph Lundgren! GET UP, GET UP [Verse 2:Jehst] Ah Unapologetic with the psychedelics This level of retarded takes time and effort Backstab your dead homie for the righter credit Or front crawl cross the ocean Great White infested Welsh rarebit Heavy on the Lea & Perrins Parents evening Daddy wanna see your merits Raps looking for Melle Mel Where's the message? I'm on stage with the baby oil, bare-chested So much for the memories we cherished Charas in the chalice Eyes redder than cherries So now where's the Ben & Jerries? Insulin injections whenever necessary Directly into the brain Raised in a noodle shop Never seeking glory or fame A story he claimed The warrior name revered He came in peace But the natives came in spears Change careers Kept a Ventolin for the asthma On a secret mission with Penguins of Madagascar Auditioning for lead actor But his performance was truly dread, like the Predator 2 rasta And still nominated for the BAFTA Before he metamorphosized, like Franz Kafka Blondie got him with the Rapture Fab 5 Freddy told me “Everybody wanna be a rapper” [Hook] [Verse 3:Kashmere of Strange U] Yo Hooray They found the Higgs boson Maybe them pious freaks will now keep their clothes on Hold on It's the yellow Sinestro Previous dead flows now increase, like, ten-fold Let's go His skeleton is exo Dad skipped town but I've never been a vexed bro A tad [?] more Like 20p in the coin slot f** a cry baby Let me free in the toy shop [Verse 4:Jehst] Yo No doubt If buts or maybes Blowing ‘dro clouds, spliff bu*ts in the tray please Fully qualified, no trainees Eyes full of dollar signs in a daydream Strange fruit hanging from these money trees We in the field sharecropping in our dungarees Made my own mother wonder what's become of me The job made me wanna offer voluntary redundancy Cause I'm an artist You toys wanna run/wrong[?] with me? I'd let you do the filling But you're f**ing up the colour scheme I'd train an understudy for this slovenly[?] If anybody's Stranger than U, then it must be me [Hook] [Outro] Peace to Ivan Drago He will break you Shout out to Steven Seagal (Van Damme) Chuck Norris (Rutger Hauer) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA